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Matt ([personal profile] madteos) wrote2010-11-16 12:50 am

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[Today Matt is annoyed. He opened a bag of sour skittles and found they tasted like corn. It was bad enough the book he was reading randomly decided to translate to Swahili. Now his favorite food ever decided to betray him as well. ;A;

You'll find him in the bazaar, scouting out a new bag. Cause he can't live without his skittles.]

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-16 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
No shit. Can't recognize voices?

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-16 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with me? I'm not th' one buttin' in on other people's business.

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm her friend, too. She understands.

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[... Jinx moves just a bit closer to Matt because shit is real.]

I fail ta' see what I did wrong, but feel free ta' enlighten me.

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Did I now. What, did she tell you? I was helpin' th' girl out, gettin' her clothes back, an' explainin' th' death thing.

[He's just going to ignore that stupid comment because he gets that just a bit too much. Jinx's muscles tense as he readies himself for battle 38]

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you, I do whatever th' hell I want. She likes me enough ta' not tell me ta' fuck off.

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Jinx, not having any time to evade that fist, is knocked to the floor.]

You sonofabitch.

[Jinx pulls out his eco pistol and aims it right at the other man's chest. It's loaded with a pretty decent cocktail of that liquid light, so dodging this one will take quite a bit of speed.]

[identity profile] battle-droid.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Zee had really not had the faintest clue as to what to tell Matt to get his lady-friend, though she'd had a thought and had eventually come back to inform him, if he was still there.

Stepping into the bazaar, she goes to call for him (he seems to dislike it when she moves quietly), but the sight and scent of blood and Matt on the ground register with her sensors before she can say his name.

Zee reacts fast and she moves to try and pick up Jinx
fling him like a ragdoll.]

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[FSDLSK Jinx sprints behind the nearest counter, trying to buy himself a bit of time.]

It's not what it looks like, I swear.

[identity profile] battle-droid.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Matt gets the vaguest of acknowledgments - judging from a scan Zee thinks she has a few seconds to spare to snag this FOOL.

Zee sprints after Jinx and lunges for him - her speed is excellent Jinx, can you outrun a battle droid?

Because she's coming after you with that fixed, lifeless look on her face and she very much wants to
hurt you.]
Edited 2010-11-17 04:22 (UTC)

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[HOLY MAR ON TOAST NO HE CANNOT OUTRUN A BATTLE DROID ;O;

He's just going to hide behind all the things and jump shit because lol he already knows that his chances of getting out of here unscathed.]


Lemme explain, dammit!

[identity profile] battle-droid.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Zee extends an arm and reaches to catch him by the scruff of his neck just as he nearly escapes her grasp again.

As she holds him up in front of her, her normally blue optical sensors flash a very angry yellow.
]

Explain. Quickly.

[JUST ONE MINUTE DEAR Mommy and Daddy are having a TALK.]
Edited 2010-11-17 04:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Sweet, she's letting him explain. Awesome. Jinx is so fucking scared right now, but he does manage to compose himself enough to speak.]

Well, I was here an he was there, ya' see. We were talkin' an' he told me ta' stay away from his girlfriend. I said no an' he socked me in th' jaw.

[His breathing is a bit sharp, which is actually making his voice a tad bit higher than usual. Also, he's shaking just a bit. His neck is actually beginning to hurt a but because Zee doesn't like the floor or something.]

Well I didn't know that his fist was metal so I though I could take it but I couldn't. He knocked me ta' th' floor an broke a few bones so I pulled th' bad boy out an' shot him.
Edited 2010-11-17 04:51 (UTC)

[identity profile] battle-droid.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
That answer is insufficient.

[YOU DON'T SHOOT SOMEONE WHO THREW A PUNCH, JINX. YOU JUST HIT THEM BACK. SHEESH.

Zee is obviously displeased with his answer and she
slams Jinx against the nearest wall, holds her arm up. Check this out, Jinx, you're gonna love it! Her arm literally folds an changes until there's a silver gun pointed right at you.

Let's see how you like being shot at, hmm? She's not aiming to kill him, but she's definitely aiming to hit him somewhere painful. Like in the FOOT.
]

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK, ZEE. JINX LIVED IN A CAVE/SEWER/THE STREETS MOST OF HIS LIFE. HE SHOULD HAVE AN EXCUSE TO HAVE ZERO SOCIAL SKILLS.

Jinx grunts loudly when his body collides with the wall.]


Cool trick ya' got there.

[FKJDLFJLSD HOLD UP ZEE WAIT. JINX ISN'T MADE OF METAL THIS ISN'T THE SAME, YO.]

Look, here, Sweetheart. He's notta human, an' I am. Don't ye' think that shootin' me'll be a lot different from shootin' him?