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[madteos]

[Today Matt is annoyed. He opened a bag of sour skittles and found they tasted like corn. It was bad enough the book he was reading randomly decided to translate to Swahili. Now his favorite food ever decided to betray him as well. ;A;

You'll find him in the bazaar, scouting out a new bag. Cause he can't live without his skittles.]

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[battle-droid.livejournal.com]

[Zee extends an arm and reaches to catch him by the scruff of his neck just as he nearly escapes her grasp again.

As she holds him up in front of her, her normally blue optical sensors flash a very angry yellow.]

Explain. Quickly.

[JUST ONE MINUTE DEAR Mommy and Daddy are having a TALK.]

[standardpackage.livejournal.com]

[Sweet, she's letting him explain. Awesome. Jinx is so fucking scared right now, but he does manage to compose himself enough to speak.]

Well, I was here an he was there, ya' see. We were talkin' an' he told me ta' stay away from his girlfriend. I said no an' he socked me in th' jaw.

[His breathing is a bit sharp, which is actually making his voice a tad bit higher than usual. Also, he's shaking just a bit. His neck is actually beginning to hurt a but because Zee doesn't like the floor or something.]

Well I didn't know that his fist was metal so I though I could take it but I couldn't. He knocked me ta' th' floor an broke a few bones so I pulled th' bad boy out an' shot him.

[madteos]

[Okay. You guys talk and Matt'll just close his eyes.]

[battle-droid.livejournal.com]

That answer is insufficient.

[YOU DON'T SHOOT SOMEONE WHO THREW A PUNCH, JINX. YOU JUST HIT THEM BACK. SHEESH.

Zee is obviously displeased with his answer and she slams Jinx against the nearest wall, holds her arm up. Check this out, Jinx, you're gonna love it! Her arm literally folds an changes until there's a silver gun pointed right at you.

Let's see how you like being shot at, hmm? She's not aiming to kill him, but she's definitely aiming to hit him somewhere painful. Like in the FOOT. ]

[standardpackage.livejournal.com]

[LOOK, ZEE. JINX LIVED IN A CAVE/SEWER/THE STREETS MOST OF HIS LIFE. HE SHOULD HAVE AN EXCUSE TO HAVE ZERO SOCIAL SKILLS.

Jinx grunts loudly when his body collides with the wall.]

Cool trick ya' got there.

[FKJDLFJLSD HOLD UP ZEE WAIT. JINX ISN'T MADE OF METAL THIS ISN'T THE SAME, YO.]

Look, here, Sweetheart. He's notta human, an' I am. Don't ye' think that shootin' me'll be a lot different from shootin' him?

[madteos]

[Matt would protest! He is so human. He's bleeding over here. Look at him. Lookin' all pale and whatnot.]

[battle-droid.livejournal.com]

I have conducted several scans on him, and while he is more durable than the average organic, he is indeed human.

You, however, are not human.
[Hi, ears.]

Therefore your statement is invalid.

[And she shoots :D That's when she'll drop Jinx, and move to go pick Matty up bridal style.]

[standardpackage.livejournal.com]

[...Well, shit.

Jinx's jaw drops because lol he's human.

SADLY, Zee shot him in the damn foot, causing him to yell quite loudly before he is dropped to the floor.]

Fuck!