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Matt ([personal profile] madteos) wrote2010-11-16 12:50 am

6 || Commentlog

[Today Matt is annoyed. He opened a bag of sour skittles and found they tasted like corn. It was bad enough the book he was reading randomly decided to translate to Swahili. Now his favorite food ever decided to betray him as well. ;A;

You'll find him in the bazaar, scouting out a new bag. Cause he can't live without his skittles.]

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK, ZEE. JINX LIVED IN A CAVE/SEWER/THE STREETS MOST OF HIS LIFE. HE SHOULD HAVE AN EXCUSE TO HAVE ZERO SOCIAL SKILLS.

Jinx grunts loudly when his body collides with the wall.]


Cool trick ya' got there.

[FKJDLFJLSD HOLD UP ZEE WAIT. JINX ISN'T MADE OF METAL THIS ISN'T THE SAME, YO.]

Look, here, Sweetheart. He's notta human, an' I am. Don't ye' think that shootin' me'll be a lot different from shootin' him?

[identity profile] battle-droid.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I have conducted several scans on him, and while he is more durable than the average organic, he is indeed human.

You, however, are not human.
[Hi, ears.]

Therefore your statement is invalid.

[And she shoots :D That's when she'll drop Jinx, and move to go pick Matty up bridal style.]

[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well, shit.

Jinx's jaw drops because lol he's human.

SADLY, Zee shot him in the damn foot, causing him to yell quite loudly before he is dropped to the floor.]


Fuck!