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[madteos]

[Matt's not a heavy drinker. Not by any stretch of the imagination. Most alcohol he's tried burns and he's not fond of his throat being on fire. Yeah I know, weirdo. Still, after being shot by Jinx and then embarrassed in front of Jael, he needed something to make himself feel better and not even his corn skittles were doing the trick.

SO he hopped on down to a bar and after about an hour of hesitation, started helping himself to the booze there. Some of it tasted like strawberries. Some of it tasted like grapes. And some of tasted like bacon fat. YUMMY.

ANYWAY, the following is a text post. Matt doesn't trust his voice, since he's sort of been at this for a while and he doesn't want his friends (or Jael) to know he's been drinking pretty heavily. But those of you that know him, would still be able to tell there's something off about Matty boy.]

th/ais this wont mak me siuck?

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[text]

[muteforareason]

[What in the world, Matt.]

...Are you okay?

[text]

[madteos]

[Not really.]

i think somaybe

[text]

[muteforareason]

[Oh Matt, you're not fooling anybody.]

Are you sure? You sure seem to be having trouble typing.

[text]

[madteos]

yesssssssssssssssssssssss///

[text]

[muteforareason]

[Oh my goodness, this is just too good.]

If you're sure. Need some company?

[battle-droid.livejournal.com]

What are you ingesting?

[Audio]

[madteos]

Iunno. Tastes like

[Zee can probably hear Matt smack his lips after he takes a swig of whatever he's drinking.]

Poptarts. Ew mushy poptarts.

[Audio]

[battle-droid.livejournal.com]

[gdi matt]

What is your current status?

[Audio]

[madteos]

Um...Iunno.

What?

[Audio]

[battle-droid.livejournal.com]

[...humans.]

Are you overcharged?

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

What won't make joo sick?

[madteos]

...

[Cue bad Spanish Accent.]

Jose Cuervo.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Dat depends den, how much have jah had?

[madteos]

[The bottles clink together.]

One...two...three. Four.

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[Jinx knows his drunk-speak, he also knows the using text is the best option right now.]

Might not want to drink so much

[audio]

[battle-droid.livejournal.com]

Watch yourself.

Text Locked 100%

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[You know.

Jinx wants to say "fuck yourself."

But you are a lady-thing.]

No u

[UNLOCKED 8D]

[battle-droid.livejournal.com]

That makes little to no sense.

It would be in your best interests not to trigger any arguments with him. I will not be aiming for your foot next time.

[Audio]

[madteos]

M'trying to find one that tastes like ham.

[Audio]

[standardpackage.livejournal.com]

[...]

Shouldn't you be looking for one that tastes like booze?

[Also, what are ham]

[Audio]

[madteos]

This one tastes like berries.

Audio

[ntjstapwn]

Only if you aren't careful.

Which means you should probably slow down.

*Because that typing certainly doesn't come from someone who's still mostly sober.*

Audio

[madteos]

Oh.







okay.

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[ntjstapwn]

Otherwise you're really going to regret it whenever you wake up.

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[madteos]

Awwww